For Sister

Funny Birthday Quotes for Sister

Humorous Happy Birthday Wishes

Sisters are the one person you can always expect to be the first to support you in any of your life’s endeavors. They can be simultaneously sweet and straightforward with their advice while always being available for a few hours of bonding or just sharing a laugh. On your sister’s birthday, you always want to make sure she knows that she is the best friend you could ever have in life. For this reason, a funny birthday wish can offer the perfect way to present your cherished sibling with a gesture of kindness that will touch her heart on her special day.

Find the Right Theme

Birthday girls always love a sentiment that highlights the theme of their special day. Begin by considering how old your sister will be on her birthday. A younger sister may enjoy the type of joke that is shared just between friends, or an older sister may find it funny to read a lighthearted joke about getting older. Sisters in midlife can always get away with jokes about gray hairs and menopause provided their sibling is comfortable with their age. Additionally, humor regarding family, childhood and meeting one’s goals can always be incorporated into a theme.

Add a Personal Touch

One of the best parts of finding a funny birthday wish for your sister is that you can make it personal by including her name, favorite hobbies or silly quirks. Does your sister always seem to be the first to open a bottle of wine? Or, does she seem to spend hours engaged with technology? These are the little personal attributes that can be used to customize your message. Childhood memories and inside jokes also serve as good inspiration for a funny sentiment that will leave her laughing.

Follow Her Sense of Humor

After years sharing the same home and last name, you have come to know your sister well enough to describe her sense of humor. As you know, not every joke will be appropriate for certain personalities and situations so be cautious with your humor. For example, an outgoing sister with an open-minded personality may crack up at a joke that mentions bathroom humor. Alternatively, a conservative sister may prefer a lighthearted jab at how much she has changed over the years. Sarcastic humor can be taken the wrong way, so make sure your sister will understand the joke before including it in your message.

Make a Grand Gesture

When it comes to your sister, there is no reason not to go all out with your presentation. Prepare a handmade card with your funny birthday wish and fill it with beautiful images. Alternatively, you could create a digital image of you two in childhood that can be posted on her social media account. If your sister will be the guest-of-honor at a birthday bash, then print your sentiment on a banner or birthday card that she can keep as a memento. Remember, your sister is the best, and that means her funny birthday wish should be the same so that she feels your love on her special day.


Happy birthday to a sister who made childhood rough
You played to hard but you made me tough
So now when I get confrontational, I always proudly say
“Blame my sister, she’s the one who made me this way!”

Happy birthday, sister, I hope this one is the best
Your life is almost as good as mine, I’m sure you feel blessed!

Well sis, I have to tell you I never thought
You’d make it this long without getting caught
After all of these years, mom and dad still think you’re the best
Until I start letting them know things you never confessed!

To a sister who I can say is one in a million
You’re a unique combination of a best friend and a villain
Have a spectacular birthday, let out lots of cheers
And here’s to many more over the next many years!

Sis, you were a handful as a kid but you seem better now
I’ll assume it’s the therapy, I won’t inquire about how

Happy birthday, little sis, I love looking out for you still
So I think you should have to sign over half of what you get in our parents’ will!

Happy birthday to a big sister that blazed the way
For a path that is still on fire to this very day!

Big sis, you may have made my life a little bit harder
But I know that your heart could never extend farther
You were always there for me when I needed you most
I owe you a lot, sis, now let’s have a toast!

Happy birthday wishes to my favorite sis
Your smile is always bright and your barbs never miss

Best wishes for a special day on this momentous occasion
Now get down to some jazz like the California Raisins!

Happy birthday, dear sis,
I wish I could be there
But I’m glad I won’t have to be the one at the end of the night
Holding your hair

Happy birthday, sister, I hope it turns out to be great
Let down your hair and see what kind of havoc you can create!

Happy birthday to a sister that’s second to none
I can’t recount all the crazy things, together, we’ve done
I hope you celebrate hard and wear your joy with pride
And call someone else if you end up needing a ride

On this special day that commemorates the birth of my sis
If I were not to tell you this, I would be remiss
You are so special and dear to my heart
And mom and dad would’ve loved you more if you’d have just done your part!

Happy birthday, sis, this is your big, awesome day
To be a diva and a handful like you are anyway
But on your birthday it’s generally accepted
So enjoy it while you can, but don’t get arrested!

Happy birthday to a sister that makes my life fun
If I have a favorite person, you’re surely the one
May this day bring all the joy and happiness you desire
And, like always, I’ll be there to put out your fires

Happy Birthday dear sister I’m usually late
Fortunately this year we don’t have to backdate
I would have bought the biggest present for you
I decided instead on a birthday card I drew

It doesn’t have money but it’s definitely signed
Love, me to you and I hope you don’t mind
You’ve been totally perfect I hope you will see
That as usual I’m broke and don’t have money

You’ve always been the girl I admire
Besides back in school when I called you a liar
We’ve battled and fought and shed a few tears
But nothing that couldn’t be let go after beers

Your hair has always been smoother than mine
I often wonder if we’re from the same bloodline
But your wit is so dry that it’s just hard to see
That your humor could have come from another family

I love that you laugh when I tell an awful joke
The fact you get mad when I’m a slowpoke
You’ve somehow figured out how to calm me down
Even when I’m out acting like a clown

You’re unique in every sense of the word
Maybe overboard on wanting to be pampered
You get a bit high strung on too much caffeine
But too hyper really, what does that mean?

Happy Birthday sis, I’m so happy you’re here
Your love is something truly to revere
Even though my calls you never timely return
Because you’re tanning out back getting a sunburn

I know as time continues our relationship will grow
And who knows maybe one day, I’ll even have some dough
To buy you that big present or put money in the card
Until then you’ll just have to completely disregard

It’s the thought that counts I think you’ll agree
You’ve always been the one who humors me
Even when I don’t fulfill my role
You’ve always appreciated my silly soul

So I hope the birthday is fantastic as planned
You get plenty of cake and your belly doesn’t expand
You blow out the candles as theorized
You open up your gifts and feel surprised

I hope you feel the love of family and friends
And this birthday pays you many great dividends
Not in terms of gift cards or expensive gifts
But being surrounded by friends without any rifts

Sis I want to tell you things I’ve never said
That I no longer think you have a thick head
Even if I did I know you probably feel the same
And for that we only have our parents to blame

Happy birthday it’s going to be a great day
I’ll call you and you won’t answer but that’s okay
Because I know you’ll get around to calling me back
It’s your birthday so I’ll cut you a little slack

But seriously I’m kidding you’re beyond compare
I know in the end you will always be there
Because that’s what the most amazing siblings do
Happy Birthday sis, don’t forget I love you!